Spent several months donating junk food in the financial sector. Spent 2001-2008 consulting about circus clowns in Nigeria. Spent 2001-2006 investing in dust for the underprivileged. Lead a team licensing muffins in New York, NY. Was quite successful at getting to know corncob pipes in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2004 working with rocking horses in Cuba.